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hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.
i need oxygEn
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Anonymous asked: 7, 8, 21, 22, 37, 46, & 47 :D
HOLY BAWLS. Sorry bout the wait…i owes you 1 cheesburger~ :3
Aaaaaaaand, you have a LOT of numbers…ohkhay~
7: 4 turn ons?- tats; a playfully, dark sense of humor; wet hair; aaand…brains. callit basic, but brains are the shit~
8: 4 Turn OFFS?- can’t hold liquor and gets super loud; is super loud, period; lack of manners (seriously, yo), refuses every offer i make ‘because (insert ambiguous reason here)’
21: What I find attractive in other people: A person who can be profound. Who knows a good time when its there. Who stops to take in their surroundings, thinking it might be the last time they’ll ever be in THAT place in that moment ever again. One, who, appreciates the little things, and appreciates the value of memories. Reading, adventure; a dry, chill, sense of humor. All of these things and more…….and ya gotta like the Hunger Games, yo. Dat shit the perquisite of ALL dem perquizits!!! Heheheh, kiddin. Godamn, am i on fuckin E harmony?! How the helll did you get THAT outta me? …privelagedassanon..~
22-Someone I miss: …..everyone….~
37- 3 Habits I have: oh christ, here we go- I iron my clothes, then i put them stacked neatly on the floor where they sit for days till i put them away; i pick at the tough skin on my fingers and heels sometimes…occasionaly it starts to bleed ( i get it from my mother…-thats the worst one..); aaaand i do this really cool thing where i dont eat for 13 hours, then consume about 10000 calories at 1am, only to repeat the cycle…~
46- A photo of myself: oh sweet baby jesus- huff- my computer is having a promblem i shiot you knot. ill WILL put this up. I prmise!!!!!
47: My favourite blogs: 8birds, boychase, princessazula-922, waywardjennie, caramelandspanking, norwegianpostman…and well if I follow you, i basically want to…with you~
Anonymous asked: I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
Oh, lord, anon. whoever you are…we need to hang out. But at this point, after the mental scarring….and the inuendos…the virtual ass grabs (which are quite nice, actually)…..
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Anonymous asked: Is that your real haircolor? Because I want your penis inside of me ~.^

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Anonymous asked: Rock, paper, take off all your clothes. It's a game I made up.
-uncertain- …sounds like….’fun’…~
Anonymous asked: What's your sign? Is it please let me touch your ass?
Scorpio…and…..
..nah im totally kiddin, i love dat shit, yo~ haha dive on in, have a shqweeze~
Anonymous asked: You know what they say about guys with big feet? Have sex with me.
oh holy shit. how did you kn-wha-wh-who are-? babawhaaa?!?~

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